A NEW FILM FROM STYLIS STUDIOS

Actors: Raspy_Pi Mardemon1

This is not a real movie. Please don't ban me, I just like doing this

This is a competition where you try to beat one of the gun records listed below! The deadline for this competition is on FRIDAY. Whoever beats a record will have their name shown next to the record that they beat! Some records may be left blank. You can win multiple records (but be nice)! The winner of the competition will get a prize!

Instructions
Pick one of the records listed below, reply to this topic and state what record you beat and a photo for proof. You must send a photo and it must be a gun.
To refute another record, reply to another user's reply and state that you refuted it and send a photo. This makes it easier for me to locate.

You guys are killing me:
List
Highest RoF: Darkman_Bree [G11K2 2268RPM]
Lowest RoF: T0x1cL [BFG 50 13.6 RPM]
Highest Damage: T0x1cL [KS-23M 111DMG]
Lowest Damage: Darkman_Bree [ZIP 22 2DMG]
Highest Damage Secondary: T0x1cL [M79 Thumpher/SFG 50 100DMG]
Highest Max Range: Darkman_Bree [Intervention 150Studs]
Lowest Max Range: VitaminCon [MAC 10 8Studs]
Highest Min Range: CamaroKidBB [BFG 50 350Studs]
Lowest Min Range: T0x1cL [ZIP 22 54Studs] VitaminCon [ZIP 22 45.9Studs] T0x1cL [Saiga-12U 41.65Studs] VitaminCon Saiga-21U 37.7Studs]
Highest Suppression: CamaroKidBB [Mosin/Obrez 7.5Suppresion]
Lowest Suppression: CamaroKidBB [BFG/SFG 0Suppresion]
Highest Muzzle Velocity: T0x1cL [BFG 50 6300Studs s/s]
Lowest Muzzle Velocity: T0x1cL [M79 558Studs s/s]
Highest Penetration: KommandoKazumi [BFG 50 20Studs]
Lowest Penetration: CamaroKidBB [BFG/SFG 0Studs]
Highest Headshot Multiplier: T0x1cL [Various 3x]
Lowest Headshot Multiplier: VitaminCon [KSG 12 1.1x]
Highest Torso Multiplier: VitaminCon [Hecate II 1.8]
Lowest Torso Multiplier: VitaminCon [Shotguns 0.9x]
Highest Accuracy: VitaminCon [Scar SSR 99]
Lowest Accuracy: VitaminCon M107 10]
Highest Hip Recoil: Alistair_nat [RPK 0]
Lowest Hip Recoil: Alistair_nat [MP7 99]
Highest ADS Recoil: VitaminCon [STEVENS DB 0]
Lowest ADS Recoil: VitaminCon [Dragunov SVDS 90]
Highest Visible Recoil: T0x1cL [Deagle]
Lowest Visible Recoil:
Highest Mag Capacity: T0x1cL [MG36 100Rounds]
Highest Zoom Scope: VitaminCon [SAGITTARIUS 40x]
Lowest Zoom Scope: T0x1cL [Leupold M6 1x]
Highest Rank Gun: T0x1cL [G11K2 Rank 211]
Fastest Reload: Darkman_Bree [Serbu Shotgun 1.2SEC]
Slowest Reload: Darkman_Bree [M60 8.1SEC] PhantomSoldier [KSG-25 36.4SEC]
Fastest ADS speed: CamaroKidBB [M4A1 28.512]
Slowest ADS speed: CamaroKidBB [Hecate II 3.3592]
Fastest Aiming speed: T0x1cL [Obrez 19.8]
Slowest Aiming speed:
Fastest Semi-Auto: VitaminCon [Kriss Vector 1296RoF]
Slowest Semi-Auto: VitaminCon [Henry 45-70 90RoF] T0x1cL [Dragunov SVDS 51 Rof
Fastest TTK: T0x1cL [Various Weapons 0SEC]
Slowest TTK: T0x1cL [KS-23M 1.84SEC]
Fastest Recoil Recovery: VitaminCon [M1911]
Slowest Recoil Recovery: VitaminCon [M107 4.9875]
Fastest Movement Speed: Darkman_Bree [PPSH-41 15.76875WKSP]
Slowest Movement Speed: CamaroKidBB [M107 10WKSP]
Longest Gun: Darkman_Bree [Hecate II]
Shortest Gun: Darkman_Bree [Redhawk 44]
Tallest Gun: CamaroKidBB [ZIP 22] T0x1cL [AUG A1]
Shortest(Vertically) Gun: T0x1cL [Sawed Off]
Loudest Gun: KommandoKazumi [BFG 50 169dB]
Quietest Gun: Darkman_Bree [MC51S 42.0dB]
Most Hated Gun: Darkman_Bree [BFG 50 4 Hates] T0xicL [BFG 50 5 Hates]
Most Liked Gun:
Most Cursed Gun (Explain):
Most Lasers on a Gun: Darkman_Bree [7 Lasers]
Most STK Gun: T0x1cL [ZIP 22 50SHOTS]
Most Sights on a Gun: IndominusBaz [Dragunov SVDS 4Sights]
Most Kills with a Gun: T0x1cL [1600] VitaminCon [3440] IndominusBaz [4114]
Most Guns in a Family: CamaroKidBB [AK Family]
Most Unique Attachments Available on a Gun: T0x1cL [M79 Thumper 7]
Ugliest Gun: IndominusBaz [Obrez With Donut Skin]
Best Default Iron Sights: IndominusBaz [AG3]
Worst Default Iron Sights: IndominusBaz [M231]
Best Anime Sight on a Gun: Alistair_nat [P90] T0x1cL [TRG-42 Anti Sight]
Best Overall Gun (Explain):
Number of Guns with Default Suppresor: IndominusBaz [8]
Gun With Most Tan By Default: Alistair-nat [M107]
Gun With Most Green By Default: Alistair_nat [Remington 700]
Gun With Most Brown By Default:
Gun With Most Silver By Default:
Gun With Most Black By Default: Alistair_nat [Intervention]
Gun With Most Orange By Default:
Gun That Will Get You Ban (Send Proof):

Golden Gun
If you get this right you win the whole thing. ONLY ONE TRY!

Ikea Cat's Favorite Gun:
Darkman_Bree's Favorite Gun:

Rankings

1. T0x1cL [19]
2. VitaminCon [14]
3. Darkman_Bree [9] and CamaroKidBB [9]
4. IndominusBaz [7]
5. Alistair_nat [5]
6. KommandoKazumi [2]
7. PhantomSoldier [1]

I will update the list when I get more ideas. If I wrongfully put a name for a record that has been refuted, please remind me! Good Luck!

Do you hate not winning replying games? Do you love social games? Are you not Darky? Well fear not, this game is for you.

Desc

The person who reached the target reply wins. I'm going to increase the target reply every time it have been reached. The person who reached that target number will be on the leader board.

Rules

• Spamming is not allowed
• Be "respectful"
• Upvote Everything!
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Leader Board

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CURRENT TARGET: See my signiture

When you get a kill with your secondary after your primary runs dry:
[+25] Faster Than Reloading!

This is a humorous explanation of my recent ban

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures

Note: the SCP will be referred as Ikea for simplicity

To subdue Ikea, any catnip will do but his favorite is Ethiopian. Spraying Ikea with a standard 32oz spray bottle filled with water will yield the same result. Be cautious to wear sufficient clothing because Ikea has been observed to scratch.

Description

Ikea appears to be a normal soft toy cat from SCP-3008 with similar dimensions as its real life counterpart. Due to SCP-3008 anomalous properties, it is unknown how a soft toy cat could become sentient. It was transferred to Site-██ on September ██, 2020. Ikea is at times friendly and playful, however, Ikea is known to be hostile should it be disturb from its "catnap". It is allowed to travel around Site-██ freely, but any attempts of escape will be met with the detachment of MTF Eta-12 (Feline Hunters). This unit consists of ███ operatives tasked with the capture of Ikea. Ikea is capable of using computers (See Incident-01).

Incident-01

On October ██, 2020, Ikea has stumbled upon Dr.██████'s computer where it was responsible for the [REDACTED] of multiple members of the foundation (See Addendum-01 and Addendum-02). This led to Ikea's first discipline in a cage of Site-██. Ikea is sentence for seven(7) days four(4) days*. Ikea is charged with Libel and Feeding Drama.

*I reduced his sentence because he's too cute! -05-█

Addendum-01

During Ikea's thirteen(13) minute session on the computer, Ikea offended ███████ by referring him as [REDACTED] on the page "███t █o██d ███ █o ██". ████████ was appalled and demanded for Ikea's discipline.

Addendum-02

Ikea made an illegal message with ███████████32 and used illegal tags. The message talked about another Foundation Member named █████T who was involved in [Redacted]. This message could jeopardize Foundation secrecy.

I don't know how the setup for CoR be so I'm just going to guess.

Prerequisite: Free unlock

Category: Equipment

Information: A common battlefield injection used by medics to help soldiers with severe pain. Too much usage will have a negative effect.

Quantity: 5

Apply Time: 1.5 Seconds, 30 Seconds wait

Stats:

• (+) Removes the "blood effect" shown when injured.

• (+) Small health boost of 5 points

• (+) Reduces the healing time by 50%

• (+) Can apply to teammates

• (=) Lasts for 10 seconds

• (=) Only up to five usage per person including self and teammates apply

• (-) Blurry vision and muffled sound for 12 seconds

• (-) 10% chance of failure

• (-) Constant usage results to worse performance

  • By the 3rd use until the 5th, accuracy is reduce by 10%, stability by 15%, and reload speed by 17%

  • The apply time will increase by 0.2 Seconds every usage

  • Blurry vision will last 0.5 seconds longer every usage

  • Effect time will reduce by a second every usage

bfgsuxxx123 I'll definitely do that. But I'll add some target numbers in between.

Desc: A gamemode where both teams try to be the first one to upload the information.

Gameplay:

• Both teams are spawned in their regular position based on maps
• Normal match time
• Match indicator shows the Upload Progress of 100 for both teams
• There are two upload cards, one for each teams
  • Teams cannot steal the other team's Upload Card
  • Cards are placed randomly across the map
  • Cards are similar to the Flag
    • A player can carry a Card
    • The carrier will know that they are carrying the Card
    • It can show the location of the carrier for everyone
    • When the Card carrier is killed, the Card is dropped
      • One minute drop time then it gets teleport to a random teammate
• The Cards needs to go to the Upload Station
  • Upload Stations are placed in the same location for each maps
  • Upload Stations have a radius similar to the Hill
  • Upload Stations have a meter, visible to everyone, that shows its Progress
  • The color for the Upload Station is white unless its Uploading
  • All players are notified where the Upload Station is
  • When the Card carrier is in the radius, the Upload begins
• When the Upload begins, the indicator for the Upload Station turns to orange from white
  • For every 3 seconds the Upload Progress increases by 2
  • The Target Upload is 100
  • For every 10 Kills a team earns, the other team points decreases by 1.
  • If a player gets 7 consecutive Kills that player can Hack
    • The player will be notified if they have Hack available
    • When Hack is used, the enemy team will not be able to Upload for 30 Seconds
  • If a team gets 150 Kills they get Virus
    • Virus is immediately used when acquired
    • Virus stops the other team's Upload for 1 minutes
• First to 100 wins or whoever has the highest amounts of points

Special Points:

• The Player who is uploading earns 50 points per upload point [+50 Uploading!]

• Players who are protecting the uploader gets 25 points [+25 Protecting Uploader!]

• Person who hunts Card carrier earns 50 points [+50 Hunted Card Carrier!]

• Person who stops uploader gets 100 points [+100 Stopped Uploader!]

• The team who's uploading gets 10 points per upload point [+10 Team Upload!]

• Player who earned Hack gets 200 points [+200 Hack Acquired!]

• The team who gets Virus gets 50 points each [+50 Virus Acquired!]

• Team who won get 500 points each [+500 Victory!]

• Losing team gets 100 points each [+100 Better Luck Next Time!]

Hail Ikea Cat

@TheDoc47 Where's the body?

Stats

Category: PDW

Rank: 110

Damage: 34-25

• 1.5x Headshot multiplier
• 1.0x Torso multiplier

Range: 50 max >> 100 min

Firerate: 750 RPM

Reload: 2.5 Secs, 2.7 Secs (empty) Probably petting the cat or something

Equip Speed: 15, 14 (aiming)

Walkspeed: 15 studs/s, 12 studs/s (aiming)

Ammo: 30

Bullet Type: Imaginary

Muzzle Velocity: 3,000 Studs/s

Penetration: 0.7 Studs

Suppression: 1

Recoil

I don't know much about recoil information

• High Z Cam recoil

• Slight Vertical recoil

• No Horizontal recoil

• Fast recoil recovery

• Low Shot Displacement

• Low Recoil Rotation

Special Attachments

NOTE: It's a cat. You can't put any normal attachments (muzzle, folding, reflex, etc). For iron sights, it's just the cat's ears.

Laser Pointer

• 100 Kills
• Places a laser between the cat's ears
• Similar to AMT Terminator
• Cannot ADS
• Does not affect recoil

Cat Nip

• 2000 Kills
• Major Improvements
  • Increase Reload Speed
  • Increases both damage by 2 points
  • Penetration increased to 2 studs
  • Increases torso multiplier to 1.5x
• Increases recoil significantly
• Decreases mag size to 20

Hail Ikea Cat

WE GOT A NEW MEMBER Ikea Monke (supposed to be monkey)! Formerly known as doublepiedavid!

M200 said in Voting Ban Game V2 - Round 6:

i will edit this post to respond to Ikea Cat below as i have the holy number of posts

He will never again posts anything in his entire life every again.

Ikea Lion Why?

PhantomSoldier He wants that 50 free upvoteds

M200 Bruh, you have 420 posts

ZB-26 is best T-Doll, change my mind.

PhantomSoldier said in Darkman's gun review - G36C:

Why is this so triggering to look at lol

Ikr

PhantomSoldier There's no edit thing next to my name, what are you talking about?

PhantomSoldier I've never said that.

PhantomSoldier WHY MEEEEE? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO GET BANNED!