Darkman's joke review - PIZZA
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Overview
The Pizza is a special weapon in the Food catagory!
It is unlocked at Rank 189!The Pizza is very powerful in stomach filling, filling it at an extreme amount, it all depends on the capacity of your current stomach!
Very often it has a magazine capacity of 8 and cannot be reloaded unless you order a new one, it is also possible to have 6, 4, 2 or even 1 slice in your magazine, with 1 being the whole pizza.The Pizza has no recoil at all, making it a very effective food.
It has no iron sights, so don't bother aiming with it!
Pepperoni.
A special popular conversion that adds Pepperoni to your pizza!
Very recommended attachment!(+) Increases taste by 20%
(+) Improved food capacity!
(-) Increases stomach filling making you eat a little less!
Attachments
The Pizza has a load of unique attachments, being the Pepperoni, Onion, Ham, Pineapple, Mushroom and Pepper!
- The Pineapple is extremely underpowered and shouldn't be used.
If you want a loadout, I recommend you this:
- Dough
- Tomato Sauce
- Cheese
- Pepperoni
- Default
Trivia
- Very popular in Italy, known to be used as a throwable weapon!
My opinion on this gun
I really like this gun.
It tastes good and makes others very happy.I rate this gun a 10/10!
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Darkman_Bree's Pizza Review
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Darkman_Bree said in Darkman's joke review - PIZZA:
It is unlocked at Rank 189!
Why 189? Was it invented in 189 or something?
Edit: Yeah it was invented in 1889.
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Darkman_Bree does not like pineapple pizza. I haven't tried it.
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PhantomSoldier Yeah, I looked it up to make that the rank.
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@Ikea-Shark Yeah it does.
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Arsenal has pizza as a weapon lol
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Ikea Panda That's what I was thinking when I read this.
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You get a random pizza everytime you reload, and it:pineapple, peperoni, cheese, combinatation etc. Each of them have a RANDOM effect!
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Darkman_Bree said in Darkman's joke review - PIZZA:
Onion, Ham, Pineapple, Mushroom and Pepper!
No stats?
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@Ikea-Dog They all increase satisfaction while decreasing the amount you can eat before getting full.
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darkman's food review
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M200 The joke reviews can be anything.
From food to a simple item to a planet to Mar to... well... anything...
It's just random.
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