Keep Knta Busy V2 (also, 100th website meta post, Hurah!)


#181

Check them, oh and I’ll keep my Suppressed Enfield ready.


#182

you neared the bush…

the indian jumps out and whoops loudly, and you hear responding whoops

  >shoot him

 > run like mad

#183

OH SH*T!

RUN LIKE MAD

Enfields aren’t good agains’t groups.


#184

!pitch up tent

jeez i better not get sick


#185

!go to bar and get drunk


#186

you got on your horse, but a lone indian shot you in the leg with an arrow

-4.5 walkspeed

-45 health, inflicted with bleed and puncture proc


#187

no, it’s hot enough during the day to ward off sickness

you are asleep


#188

@sutton9000 hit the bar and got woosy

he beat a man in blackjack and won $150


#189

!roll .5 > 1000000


#190

roll half a dice?

you rolled a 3


#191

!roll .1 > 10000


#192

dice number incomputable, thats high as hell


#193

!roll 4


#194

you left town and rolled a 15, you are at the millitary checkpoint @ death valley

stock up

im fine

turn back


#195

!stock up


#196

you stocked up on food and water, you are cold though, walking has taken a toll on your feet, especially from last nights hangover

-2 walk speed


#197

ohh those were the good days


#198

!roll one I’m guessing -2 means 2 less than what I roll


#199

exactly.

you rolled a 4 2, your drunken staggering has cauesed you to walk into a cactus, -15 hp, inflicted with bleed proc


#200

!frick