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#589

Aha, that isn’t a fortune answer!


#590

@discobot fortune

is the fal trash


#591

:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again


#592

@discobot fortune should FN maybe have made the FAL heavier so the recoil isnt splattered shit


#593

@discobot fortune should FN have made the FAL heavier to make the recoil less shit


#594

:crystal_ball: It is certain


#595

Fuckin aye


#596

@discobot help


#597

@discobot display help


#598

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it


#599

@discobot start new user


#600

@discobot advanced user


#601

@discobot start advanced user


#602

my poo red


#603

Niiiice


#604

WUT?

The FAL is perfection!


#605

Well the British restricted it to semi auto because of how uncontrollable it is on auto. You only see automatic FALs in the hands of fuckin Brazilians and insurgents

And Some Africans lol


#606

put thicc gripp
and slap dat supper lesser


#607

inb4 Halbek Device


#608

Ah yes. The halbek. Works wonder on FAL recoil