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    NO NSFW stuff.

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.



  • Oh? You're a stoner? Name every stone...
    ok here i go

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    annd of course

    diamonds and coal aswell and iron of couse and also reds strone (is that commie?!?!) and also gold aswlell



  • In 2015, a woman named Joe Mama claimed she could smell ligma. To test her, doctors gave her 12 T-shirts to smell. Six of them were from ligma patients. She correctly identified the six shirts, but also chose one from the control group. Eight months later, that person was diagnosed with ligma. Their name? Ninja.



  • I wish I could give you gold, so take this instead 🏅. I’m sorry. I can’t afford gold. I can’t afford silver. I can’t afford food. Just yesterday I had to leave home to bury my starving son, Ivan. He got the easy way out, the rest weren’t so lucky. Oh god... I can hear the screams of a man outside our bunker. I can’t help him. None of us can. We can only listen and hope he stepped on a landmine and won’t have to suffer no more. The paint on the walls is peeling off.. Our Herzegovinian flag, now filled with moths.. Food rations are short and the radiation seeping from under the faulty door is increasing by day. Branimir and Karima have not returned from the hospital, I fear they never will. Is there even a hospital there anymore? Did it blow up along with the old university in that bombing? What day is it? I’ve lost track of time. Does time even have a meaning in this war riddled wasteland? Oh god, help me, I’m cold.... But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice, I wish I could give you gold, but take this instead! 🏅



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  • Copypastas are allowed now?


  • Developers

    S1mplyTheHero said in copypasta thread:

    Copypastas are allowed now?

    only in this thread.

    Copypastas are allowed now?



  • What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

    I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?

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    Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.

    The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

    Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

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    If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

    But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.



  • >posts clean version of a vulgar meme
    >some clean edits still get censored
    >mfw



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  • Top 5 Most Racist things
    Number V - Clouds

    The least racist thing on this list, Clouds are primarily white. But during rain or night, they appear as a black color. But still, this makes them white during day, therefore: racist.

    Number IV - Default Google Theme

    The Default Google Homepage theme is primarily comprised of the color white. The only black parts are the outlines and text. This makes it racist, as the only way to obtain it is by updating your google software to the latest version and changing the theme. But Google has it as default, so that means i's still very racist. It shows how it doesn't include black people first.

    Number III - The Reddit Alien

    The Reddit Alien is White. So that means, it doesn't care about Black Reddit Snoos.

    Number II - The White House

    It has the word: "White" in it and it is also the color white making it racially bad. How about make it the Black House?

    Honourable Mention: Trees

    Trees make paper, which are white with no single touch of black. Therefore making a racist object once more.

    Number I - Gumball from The Amazing World of Gumball

    Gumball once said "What the what?" What the What is a racial slur that was used against slaves. Gumball has said this many times. It's also sexist and a homophobic term. Making it the most racist saying ever. As well as Gumball being the new CEO of Racism.

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  • The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.



  • The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.



  • I saw semaphorism at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.



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  • smoljordan can’t tell if real or made up.

    dic pics or it never happened



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    100 Phantom Forces


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